{"id":123,"date":"2024-12-31T23:57:14","date_gmt":"2024-12-31T22:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opatstvi.magick.cz\/?p=123"},"modified":"2024-12-27T00:08:17","modified_gmt":"2024-12-26T23:08:17","slug":"apologetika-soustavneho-neobaroka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opatstvi.magick.cz\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Apologetika \u0161oustavn\u00e9ho neobaroka"},"content":{"rendered":"

San<\/em><\/h3>\n

V Knize sedmic stoj\u00ed ps\u00e1no: Kdy\u017e Pluch potk\u00e1 Plucha, mluv\u00ed spolu o pohlav\u00ed. Svolaj\u00ed poradu, vyberou koordin\u00e1tora a za j\u00e1sotu a radosti spolu vejdou v prosp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd stav man\u017eelsk\u00fd. Druh\u00e1 mocnina sedmi je \u010dty\u0159icet dev\u011bt.<br>
\nWilliam Tenn, Venu\u0161e a sedmero pohlav\u00ed 1<\/p>\n

V t\u00e9to p\u016fvabn\u00e9 sci-fi si lidsk\u00e9 p\u0159edstavivost poradila rovnou s probl\u00e9mem sedmera pohlav\u00ed. Bizarnost sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch obt\u00ed\u017e\u00ed prov\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edch po\u010det\u00ed nov\u00e9ho Plucha dopl\u0148uje je\u0161t\u011b velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed p\u0159irozen\u00fdch venu\u0161sk\u00fdch nep\u0159\u00e1tel. Takov\u00fd „nzred chutn\u00e1 v\u017edycky. Jen on jedin\u00fd m\u00e1 tykadla a jejich ko\u0159en\u011bn\u00e1 chu\u0165 se ned\u00e1 p\u0159irovnat k ni\u010demu“. Copak \u010din\u00ed takov\u00e1 „tykadla“ nadm\u00edru chutn\u00fdmi? Co\u017e t\u0159eba zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed proston\u00e1rodn\u00ed rada Francouz\u016f zdr\u017eet se \u00fast\u0159ic v m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch bez p\u00edsmene r, a my v\u00edme, \u017ee p\u00edsmeno R je slune\u010dn\u00ed, vizme t\u0159eba boha Ra nebo hebrejsk\u00e9 p\u00edsmeno Re\u0161, kter\u00e9 tak\u00e9 cosi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 rR, co\u017e se vztahuje k faktu pohlavnosti. Od z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed do kv\u011btna se m\u011bn\u00ed v samce – maj\u00ed varlata, vytv\u00e1\u0159ej\u00ed sperma – a jsou delikatesou; od \u010dervna do srpna, kdy jsou samicemi – vytv\u00e1\u0159ej\u00ed vaje\u010dn\u00edky, napl\u0148uj\u00ed se vejci, kter\u00e1 uzr\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm b\u011blaj\u00ed – po-zb\u00fdvaj\u00ed chutnosti. V tom okam\u017eiku d\u011bje se oplodn\u011bn\u00ed, spermatozoidi zrozen\u00ed v obdob\u00ed p\u0159edch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edm konaj\u00ed kone\u010dn\u011b svou povinnost. P\u0159\u00edroda \u010din\u00ed mate\u0159stv\u00ed nechutn\u00fdm, aby sv\u00e9 d\u00edlo zachr\u00e1nila. 2<\/p>\n

Mu\u017esk\u00fd a \u017eensk\u00fd mozek nen\u00ed stejn\u00fd. Pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 m\u016f\u017ee androgynstv\u00ed znamenat utopickou vizi nebo model pro dosa\u017een\u00ed du\u0161evn\u00edho zdrav\u00ed. M\u00e1 to znamenat, \u017ee sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed odli\u0161nosti jsou biologicky determinov\u00e1ny? Sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed to snad o tom, \u017ee jedno pohlav\u00ed je schopno zpracov\u00e1vat informace l\u00e9pe ne\u017e to druh\u00e9? Jin\u00e9 je prost\u011b jin\u00e9. Je ur\u010dit\u011b snadn\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edvat slova lep\u0161\u00ed nebo hor\u0161\u00ed. Co je lep\u0161\u00ed, jablko nebo pomeran\u010d?
\n„Dv\u011b rasy“, kter\u00e9 na t\u00e9hle planet\u011b \u017eij\u00ed, a\u010dkoliv si to m\u00e1lokdo uv\u011bdomuje, reprezentuj\u00ed dv\u011b individua: prvn\u00ed se spoustou mal\u00fdch gamet. Mu\u017e chce oplodnit tolik \u017een, kolik jen m\u016f\u017ee; dok\u00e1\u017ee maximalizovat sv\u016fj \u00fasp\u011bch kvantitou a v\u011bnuje m\u00e9n\u011b pozornosti kvalit\u011b. Ale \u017eena se mus\u00ed soust\u0159edit na kvalitu, nikoliv na kvantitu. S omezen\u00fdm po\u010dtem mo\u017enost\u00ed b\u00fdt oplodn\u011bna je jej\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed s\u00e1zkou mu\u017e, kter\u00fd j\u00ed pom\u016f\u017ee za-jistit, aby se t\u011bm p\u00e1r ratolestem, je\u017e m\u00e1, dob\u0159e da\u0159ilo.
\nA\u0165 je to co nejv\u00edce tak, jak to ona chce!
\nA\u0165 je to co nejm\u00e9n\u011b tak, jak to on chce!<\/p>\n

M\u00fdtus o Kyberfalovi<\/h4>\n

U\u017e vid\u00edm virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed realitu jako m\u00e9dium, v n\u00ed\u017e lid\u00e9 improvizuj\u00ed se sv\u011bty m\u00edsto se slovy, umo\u017e\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1m sd\u00edlet sny jako\u017eto objektivn\u00ed podobu jungi\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho snu.M\u016f\u017eete tomu klidn\u011b \u0159\u00edkat i kolektivn\u00ed v\u011bdom\u00ed. Sou\u010dasn\u00ed cracke\u0159i softwaru ustoup\u00ed mind-cracker\u016fm. Pro n\u011b u\u017e tu m\u00e1me i vizi a n\u00e1vod, jak na to. V kinech pr\u00e1v\u011b b\u011b\u017e\u00ed v\u00fdborn\u00fd film „Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed dny“ (Strange days, re\u017eie Kathryn Bigelowov\u00e1, sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 James Came-ron, USA 1995), kde se objevuje idea SQUIDu (Superconductor Quantum Interface Device) p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00edho discmana, do n\u011bj\u017e se vkl\u00e1d\u00e1 mal\u00e9 videoCD (VCD).M\u00edsto sluch\u00e1tek si ov\u0161em nasad\u00edte na hlavu kouzelnou s\u00ed\u0165ku, kter\u00e1 p\u0159enese impulsy nahr\u00e1vky p\u0159\u00edmo do z\u00e1kazn\u00edkova mozku. „Nahr\u00e1vkami“ jsou pro\u017eitky jin\u00fdch lid\u00ed. Do mozku se nedost\u00e1v\u00e1 jenom ostr\u00fd obraz a zvuk, ale i v\u0161echny emoce a bolest. Adrenalin tak zvedne porno nebo ozbrojen\u00e1 loupe\u017e, \u010di na vlastn\u00ed k\u016f\u017ei za\u017eit\u00e9 zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed s n\u00e1slednou sadistickou vra\u017edou. Virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed krimin\u00e1ln\u00ed delikt se m\u016f\u017ee zm\u011bnit na Virtual Criminal Delight, tak\u017ee VCD m\u00e1 hned dva rozm\u011bry. Virtual Criminal Tort (virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed krimin\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159e\u010din) je vlastn\u011b torturou na mysl\u00edch v\u0161ech, Kte\u0159\u00ed do virtu\u00e1ln\u00edho sv\u011bta vstoupili. Vizu\u00e1ln\u011b atraktivn\u00ed zhmotn\u011bn\u00ed voyeursk\u00fdch pud\u016f je viz\u00ed sv\u011bta s finan\u010dn\u011b dostupnou virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed realitou. Sadomasochistick\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed u\u017e p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1 b\u00fdt virtualitou – a mar-k\u00fdz de Sade by asi sk\u00e1kal nad\u0161en\u00edm, kdyby si na sv\u00e9 nejlep\u0161\u00ed kousky mohl d\u00e1t REPEAT nebo na jejich sest\u0159ih nasadit SHUFFLE. Je to vize velkom\u011bsta, kter\u00e9 se ve smrteln\u00fdch, nebo mo\u017en\u00e1 porodn\u00edch k\u0159e-\u010d\u00edch zm\u00edt\u00e1 na prahu Nov\u00e9ho v\u011bku.<\/p>\n

A\u017e do sv\u011bta vstoup\u00ed SEHTRONIC se sv\u00fdmi kyberfaly (neboh\u00fd robot poni\u017eovan\u00fd neust\u00e1lou robotou dom\u00e1c\u00ed pan\u00ed), vulvotrony (\u017eensk\u00e9 torzo nadan\u00e9 hypertrofovan\u00fdmi supersv\u011bra\u010di), falotroky (nov\u00e1 t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed vrst-va tvo\u0159en\u00e1 opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdmi roboty nebo devastovan\u00fdmi hr\u00e1\u010di na v\u00fdhern\u00edch automatech, kte\u0159\u00ed takto podstupuj\u00ed odvykac\u00ed terapii zam\u011b\u0159enou na nahrazen\u00ed libid\u00f3zn\u00edho objektu m\u00e9n\u011b nebezpe\u010dnou drogou), vakuov\u00e9 od\u0161\u0165av\u0148ova\u010de (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nikoliv na ovoce!), pt\u00e1kostroje (upozorn\u011bte laskav\u011b sokoln\u00edky, a\u0165 n\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d nevolaj\u00ed \u2026) a jin\u00e1 prostop\u00e1\u0161n\u00e1 gaudia, pak teprve nastane prav\u00fd soumrak lidstva. Tedy, ne\u017e se \u0159\u00e1cky rozden\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00d3, h\u0159\u00ed\u0161n\u00e9 h\u0159\u00ed\u010dky \u2026<\/p>\n

Stanislav Lem je opravdov\u00fd kyberprorok! Ve sv\u00e9 knize „Futurologick\u00fd kongres“3 p\u00ed\u0161e o tom, jak „bylo v r\u00e1mci autoevolu\u010dn\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed, jinak zvan\u00e9ho „plodovatelsk\u00e9 hnut\u00ed“, \u00fastavou zaru\u010deno ka\u017ed\u00e9mu ob\u010danu pr\u00e1vo vlastnit takov\u00e9 psychosomatick\u00e9 vlastnosti, jak\u00e9 se pova\u017eovaly za nejcenn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. D\u00edvky se zdobily vyp\u011bstovanou ko\u017en\u00ed bi\u017euteri\u00ed (no ano, dnes u\u017e tu m\u00e1me cutting & piercing!) a jin\u00fdmi v\u00fdkv\u011bty t\u011bla (ou\u0161ka – srd\u00ed\u010dka, perly z neht\u016f), chlapci se honosili plno i zadovousy, h\u0159eb\u00ednky na hlav\u00e1ch, \u010delistmi s dvojit\u00fdm skusem apod. Aby se p\u0159ede\u0161lo hrozb\u011b t\u011blesn\u00e9 anarchie, byl zalo\u017een UPLATEPS, \u00dastav pro pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bla a ps\u00fdchy\u2026 Pot\u00e9 se rozpadl na USUPLESK (\u00dast\u0159edn\u00ed \u00fastav pro plnou estetizaci kon\u010detin), KST (Komise pro sli\u010dn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e), U\u0160RANA (\u00dastav pro \u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed radik\u00e1ln\u011b nov\u00e9 anatomie) atd. \u2026 Dosavadn\u00ed pasivita v projektov\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bl ukazovala na nedostatek perspektivn\u00ed obrazotvornosti. Lukulsk\u00e9 \u010di ero-tick\u00e9 rozko\u0161e – to byl uboh\u00fd vedlej\u0161\u00ed produkt uspokojov\u00e1n\u00ed vrozen\u00fdch instinkt\u016f \u010dili tyranie p\u0159\u00edrody. Ne-sta\u010d\u00ed osvobozen\u00ed sexu, jeho\u017e sv\u011bdectv\u00edm je ektogeneze, jeliko\u017e sex nem\u00e1 p\u0159ed sebou \u017e\u00e1dnou zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed budoucnost, ani kombin\u00e1torskou, ano konstruk\u010dn\u00ed. A\u0165 se v t\u00e9to oblasti cokoliv vymyslelo, u\u017e to tady v\u017edycky n\u011bkdy p\u0159edt\u00edm bylo, a smysl automorfn\u00ed svobody nen\u00ed v tom, aby se to neb ono prost\u011b jen zn\u00e1sobilo, aby se vyr\u00e1b\u011bly plagi\u00e1torsk\u00e9 zv\u011bt\u0161eniny pohlavn\u00ed vete\u0161e. Je t\u0159eba vymyslet \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00e9 org\u00e1ny a \u00fastroj\u00ed, aby se jejich majitel (l\u00e9pe: masjitel!) c\u00edtil dob\u0159e, po\u0159\u00e1d l\u00edp, st\u00e1le slastn\u011bji, ba p\u0159\u00edmo nebesky. Bar-ba podpo\u0159ila skupina nadan\u00fdch mlad\u00fdch projektant\u016f z UPLATEPSu, kte\u0159\u00ed vynalezli b\u011bha\u010dky a \u0161oudidla. D\u011blali jim obrovskou reklamu a zaru\u010dovali se, \u017ee n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed rozko\u0161e \u017ealudku \u010di pohlav\u00ed jsou dloub\u00e1n\u00edm v nose ve srovn\u00e1n\u00ed s b\u011bha\u010den\u00edm a \u0161oud\u011bn\u00edm. Do mozku se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b zavedla centra extatick\u00fdch vje-m\u016f, speci\u00e1ln\u011b naprogramovan\u00e1 in\u017een\u00fdry nervov\u00fdch cest, a ta byla \u0159azena vrstvovit\u011b. Tak vznikly \u0161oudiv\u00fd a b\u011bha\u010div\u00fd pud, jako\u017e i \u010dinnosti t\u011bmto instinkt\u016fm vlastn\u00ed, s nesm\u00edrn\u011b bohat\u00fdm a rozmanit\u00fdm rejst\u0159\u00edkem, jeliko\u017e bylo mo\u017eno \u0161oudit i b\u011bha\u010dit st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b nebo sou\u010dasn\u011b, s\u00f3lov\u011b, v duetu, tri\u00e1d\u00e1ch a pozd\u011bji, po p\u0159id\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed budi\u010d\u016f, ve skupin\u00e1ch je\u0161t\u011b daleko po\u010detn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch“. Takto otec transcendent\u00e1ln\u00ed wirologie, Stanislav Lem, projektoval sv\u00e9 vize orgiastick\u00e9ho z\u00edt\u0159ka.<\/p>\n

Apologetika \u0161oustavn\u00e9ho neobaroka<\/h4>\n

Virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed realita a jej\u00ed hi-tec spustila lavinu dr\u00e1\u0165\u00e1k\u016f, wirolog\u016f (n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdch t\u0159e\u0161t\u011bnc\u016f hl\u00e1saj\u00edc\u00edch bo\u017e-skou podstatu sofistikovan\u00e9ho dr\u00e1\u0165\u00e1ka), historick\u00fdch wirobadatel\u016f tvrd\u00edc\u00edch, \u017ee d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed „dr\u00e1ten\u00edci“ byli pre-cyberpunkov\u00fdmi pre-adamity, kte\u0159\u00ed pod pl\u00e1\u0161t\u00edkem sb\u011bru cenn\u00fdch kov\u016f a oprav za\u0161l\u00fdch pek\u00e1\u010d\u016f a hrnc\u016f „ov\u00edjeli \u00fady sv\u00e9, by Boha mohli kormoutiti a nej\u010dko v lustu metalick\u00e9m pov\u0161echnost mordyj\u00e1nskou hledali“, kterak slavn\u00fd Remus Resetus p\u00ed\u0161e. Dne\u0161n\u00ed dr\u00e1to\u017erout je ov\u0161em sp\u00ed\u0161e nenasytn\u00fdm milovn\u00edkem modern\u00edch technologi\u00ed, ne\u017eli „ml\u00e1dencem, jen\u017e st\u0159eva sob\u011b metalikou prokl\u00e1dal, by v bou\u0159n\u00fdch noc\u00edch po kopc\u00edch b\u011bhaje do luftu \u017ehnul“!
\nIpsace virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed pannou na re\u00e1ln\u00e9m panici, biterastie, prohl\u00ed\u017ee\u010dka svle\u010den\u00e9ho hardwaru pro obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b zvrhl\u00e9 softonanisty. Antikoncepce dosp\u011bla do podoby digitalizovan\u00fdch ejakul\u00e1t\u016f, whoredom vyst\u0159\u00eddal wiredom (po \u010desku taky p\u011bkn\u011b: m\u00edsto kurven\u00ed m\u00e1me c\u00edvkurven\u00ed). I sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed techniky do\u0161ly vybran\u00fdch v\u00fdst\u0159elk\u016f: klitorfaxy, mutimedi\u00e1ln\u00ed o\u0161ah\u00e1va\u010d(ka), introitus p\u0159e\u0161el na ENTERoitus.
\nAfrodisiaka ve virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed realit\u011b rovn\u011b\u017e prod\u011blala v\u00fdraznou zm\u011bnu: scanov\u00fd bimbasin byl jenom za\u010d\u00e1tek, po n\u011bm p\u0159i\u0161ly vagin\u00e1ln\u00ed flash \u00ae, kokotronics \u00ae a virtolin \u00ae, morfinisty a kokainisty vyst\u0159\u00eddali sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011b\u010di biteroinu \u00ae a \u0161\u0148upotronu \u00ae. Fo-ti-\u0165ieng, p\u011bni\u0161n\u00edk (d\u0159\u00edve asi bez t\u011bch h\u00e1\u010dk\u016f) , gotu-kola, locika syrsk\u00e1 roputa, Satanovo jabl\u00ed\u010dko, yah\u00e9, kawa-kawa a dal\u0161\u00ed jsou jenom slab\u00fdm odvarem proti tomu, co nab\u00eddly firmy jako Erectronics, Tyrannosaurus Sex, JetPriap, VenusAnusSexus, Phallotronics atd.<\/p>\n

Video zplodila vidioty (degenerovan\u00e9 sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011b\u010de seri\u00e1l\u016f), screenisty (n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00e1 sekta, uct\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed boha, zjevuj\u00edc\u00edho se p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitostn\u011b v modr\u00e9m r\u00e1me\u010dku) a \u0159\u00ed\u0161i stra\u0161idel zabydleli videogeisti (virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed du\u0161e bloud\u00edc\u00ed v prostoru vymezen\u00e9m jist\u00fdmi \u00fahlop\u0159\u00ed\u010dkami.
\nObskurn\u00ed sekty za\u010daly \u0161\u00ed\u0159it u\u010den\u00ed o tom, \u017ee homo erectus byl vlastn\u011b prvn\u00edm a skute\u010dn\u011b jedin\u00fdm sexu\u00e1l-n\u011b \u017eij\u00edc\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bkem, on\u00edm edensk\u00fdm Adamem, kter\u00fd um\u011bl v\u011bdom\u011b ovl\u00e1dat svoji erekci.Kdy\u017e pros\u00e1kly ven \u00fatr\u017eky z jejich ritu\u00e1l\u016f, p\u0159i nich\u017e se \u010dlenov\u00e9 sekty \u00fadajn\u011b cel\u00e9 t\u00fddny honosili priapick\u00fdm vzez\u0159en\u00edm, zat\u00edmco zl\u00e9 jazyky tvrdily, \u017ee kv\u016fli nim museli roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159it v\u0161echny dve\u0159e a pr\u016fchody (je pravdou, \u017ee v\u0161echny m\u011bly na vertik\u00e1l\u00e1ch z\u00e1\u0159ezy, v nich\u017e v\u0161ak falologiv\u00e9 vid\u011bli toliko zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed vliv prad\u00e1vn\u00e9 sekty, zvan\u00e9 „k\u0159es\u0165an\u00e9“, o n\u00ed\u017e se p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1, \u017ee praktikovala zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed druh koitu, p\u0159ipom\u00ednan\u00fd archaickou fr\u00e1z\u00ed „chytit se s n\u011bk\u00fdm do k\u0159\u00ed\u017eku“), aby nedo\u0161li bolestiv\u00e9ho \u00farazu, zas\u00e1hla proti nim tajn\u00e1 slo\u017eka policie, p\u0159ezd\u00edvan\u00e1 pomlouva\u010di jako falicie. Tomuto v\u00fdkladu „k\u0159i\u017eovn\u00edk\u016f“ \u010di „k\u0159i\u017e\u00e1k\u016f“ v\u0161ak urputn\u011b odporovali logologov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed z \u00fatr\u017ek\u016f posv\u00e1tn\u00fdch knih vyvozovali, \u017ee tu \u0161lo sp\u00ed\u0161e o „skupinov\u00e9 slovn\u00ed onanie“, p\u0159i nich\u017e se v ur\u010dit\u00e9m hudebn\u00edm rytmu Logos (ch\u00e1m) lokal, \u010demu\u017e by nasv\u011bd\u010dovaly n\u00e1lezy nerozlu\u0161titeln\u00fdch p\u00edsemnost\u00ed, kde se \u010dasto v z\u00e1plav\u011b ritu\u00e1ln\u00edch \u0159ad \u010d\u00edsel objevuje slovo „logaritmus“. Sv\u00fdm koleg\u016fm se posm\u00edvali tak, \u017ee r\u010den\u00ed “ s k\u0159\u00ed\u017ekem po funuse“ sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161e o tom, \u017ee se odd\u00e1vali sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed nekromancii. Spole\u010dn\u011b se dohodli na tom, \u017ee na\u0161i praotcov\u00e9 byli sexu\u00e1ln\u011b m\u00e1lo v\u00fdkonn\u00ed, kdy\u017e o sob\u011b \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee „maj\u00ed (jen!) \u0161est k\u0159\u00ed\u017ek\u016f na h\u0159bet\u011b“, naproti tomu byl zase asi siln\u011b roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00fd voyerismus, kdy\u017e se za\u010dalo \u0159\u00edkat „p\u0159il\u00e9zt ke k\u0159\u00ed\u017eku“.
\nNakonec se v\u0161ak v pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dob\u011b p\u0159ece jen prosadila pornokracie, je\u017e svato\u0159e\u010dila sv\u00fdm prorokem Pornokrata (a hned pot\u00e9 sv. Lingama), jen\u017e ur\u010dil, \u017ee ob\u011b pohlav\u00ed jsou si rovnocenn\u00e1 vych\u00e1zeje p\u0159itom z \u017eivotn\u00edho faktu, \u017ee „jednou jsi dole, podruh\u00e9 naho\u0159e“ (dle prastar\u00e9 lidov\u00e9 p\u00edsn\u011b(, jak o tom sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed i Herm\u016fv axiom „to, co je naho\u0159e je jako to, co je dole a to, co je dole je jako to, co je naho\u0159e“, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e se za t\u00edmto sexonymem pr\u00fd mohla skr\u00fdvat p\u0159estrojen\u00e1 \u017eena, kter\u00e1 si zvolila pr\u016fhledn\u00fd pseudonym nar\u00e1\u017eej\u00edc tak na svoji hrmu. Kdy\u017e se v\u0161ak nad t\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bk zamysl\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b tak dob\u0159e doj\u00edt k vysv\u011btlen\u00ed, \u017ee to byl hermafrodit.
\nN\u00e1sledn\u011b byla doba, o n\u00ed\u017e mluv\u00edme, konzervativn\u00edmi historiky pops\u00e1na jako „pornografie reality“. Libe-r\u00e1ln\u00ed historikov\u00e9 d\u00e1vaj\u00ed p\u0159ednost \u017eertovn\u00e9 klasifikaci „\u0161oustavn\u00e9 neobaroko“. P\u0159es tyto \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9 p\u0159e, vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm hlasitou shodou nad uzav\u0159en\u00edm t\u00e9to epochy lidstva, se mezi lidem \u0161eptandou \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00ed zv\u011bsti o nov\u00fdch proroc\u00edch, tajn\u00fdch m\u00edstech setk\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e1 nav\u0161t\u011bvuj\u00ed bez rozd\u00edlu vysoc\u00ed hodnost\u00e1\u0159i i vnadn\u00e9 pubescentn\u00ed \u017eebra\u010dky, aby se v reji odd\u00e1vali \u0161oud\u011bn\u00ed, b\u011bha\u010den\u00ed, \u0161oustavni\u010den\u00ed, maje p\u0159i tom p\u0159ed o\u010dima svat\u00fd obr\u00e1zek Nejctihodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho svat\u00e9ho Pornokrata. B\u016fh s jeho sexem!<\/p>\n

Ps\u00e1no pro Tamto, 1996<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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